Kestrels Company Quarterly Report

3rd Quarter 2024

This term was a quiet one at the office, featuring a boisterous patrol meeting, and good employee vibes all round. Our food of the month is Gatsbys, and oros remains on top as our most profitable drink. 

Employee Simon saw progress on his Traveler, whilst APL Laura grappled with the woes of a devastating loss of self-confidence due to maps for her First Class Expedition. Head of Common Sense Juliet tackled a few major courses, such as Pioneering interest, which we were all incredibly impressed by. Ending off the term with a massive profit due to our Oompa Loompa Simon and Axel’s gambling addictions leading to huge profit margins (and balancing James’s massive losses) we came second overall in MOSCIP. 

A beneficial quarter, everyone, you can be proud! 

CEO and Big Boss James
20 September 2024

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