Kestrels Company Termly Report
Term 3: The Ultimate “We Out Here” Term.
Term 3 of 2023 was a rather profitable quarter for the Kestrels Company. We welcomed William into our team, lost our CEO and Big Boss james for 3 weeks due to a catastrophic overseas expedition, and received employee-found profit due to our loyal-to-the-blue-and-green employees representing us at many competitions and events throughout the term, such as the Gordons Shield, our Boss’s Community Service and Holly’s various Springbok activities.
We were even involved in a rather innovative and ergonomical encounter in a fire truck whilst attending an off-site business meeting at Wynberg FIre Station, where our CEO discovered the exact weight threshold his shoulder can withstand in a swiftly turning firetruck – approximately that of one Kestrels Patrol.
Our COO, Laura, displayed remarkable dedication by attending six consecutive weekends of scouting activities, setting a new troop record. We eagerly anticipate her sharing all the innovatable business concepts she has probably already forgotten.
Additionally, our COO led a rather unconventional patrol expedition along the promenade, adding a unique dimension to our endeavours. Our Head-of-Common-Sense Juliet also completed her Discoverer Community Service hours this term, and as such our stock value has shot up, and we are expecting even more growth next term, as the big boss has great plans for us!
We cannot disinclude our two loyal oompa-loompas, as well as Employee Anjali, from this report. We celebrate their continuous display of scouting prowess and determination to excel within and beyond our organisation. Stay tuned for more exciting developments on this front!
Well done everyone, you can be expecting a raise and an ice cold glass of Oros at the CEO’s next activity!
CEO and big boss James
27 September 2023
